21. Flushed Out

Time for some comic relief?

The Washington Post reports that the latest environmentalist crusare is against toilet paper, especially those squeezable two-ply varieties.

Why? Beacuse toilet paper is made from trees (as is most paper), and trees are more valuable to environmentalists than human beings and their right to live a civilized life.

The environmentalists want the government ("big brother") to mandate the use of recycled toilet paper (please don't vomit at this idea).

Don Quixote tilted at windmills.  These fanatics tilt at outhouses. That's progress?  No, toilet paper is progress.  After all, Mohammed used stones, and required his followers to do the same.

Should we take them seriously?  Well, the Washington Post does, and they are the voice of big government.

I say, keep your hands out of my toilet, you perverts and Congressmen (if that is redundant, I am sorry).

Watch your behind.

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