21. Flushed Out

Time for some comic relief?

The Washington Post reports that the latest environmentalist crusare is against toilet paper, especially those squeezable two-ply varieties.

Why? Beacuse toilet paper is made from trees (as is most paper), and trees are more valuable to environmentalists than human beings and their right to live a civilized life.

The environmentalists want the government ("big brother") to mandate the use of recycled toilet paper (please don't vomit at this idea).

Don Quixote tilted at windmills.  These fanatics tilt at outhouses. That's progress?  No, toilet paper is progress.  After all, Mohammed used stones, and required his followers to do the same.

Should we take them seriously?  Well, the Washington Post does, and they are the voice of big government.

I say, keep your hands out of my toilet, you perverts and Congressmen (if that is redundant, I am sorry).

Watch your behind.

Motivational Poster
Tree Hugger

20. Health Rationing In Florida

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that planners will throw cancer patients, heart patients, etc. out of hospitals as necessary to free up beds for swine flu patients.

So, death committees are already in operation.

Hospitals (death committees) will decide who shall be removed from respirators, based on prognosis.

SUGGESTION: If you have something seriously wrong with you (other than swine flu), stay out of Florida. Because the death committees have been set up and are functioning.

19. Call It A Banana

Pending congressional bills require every citizen to buy health insurance or face an IRS tax or a prison term.

Obama says [Fox News 9-20] that this is "not a tax".

Well, it's money taken by the IRS and used forgovernment purposes

So what should we call it?

A banana?

No. A tax by any other name is still a tax.

And Obama is still a crypto-fascist and a liar.

18. Altruism Runs Amuck

In "What To Call It" [Blog 6] I pointed out that the Obama regime is based on the doctrine of altruism -- service / sacrifice to others is the only moral action (acting in one's own interest is evil).

Here below is a video (professionally made by Obama admirers Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher) in which selected Obama supporters (or actors) proclaim their devotion to altruism.

WARNING: This video may cause nausea and vomiting.

"I Pledge" Video
"To be of service to Obama"

Video: Satire on "I Pladge"

Save electricity: leave children in the dark

17. Holocaust, American Style

After publishing the startling news that all white babies are "racists" [Blog 11], Newsweek tops it with a cover story proclaiming "The Case For Killing Granny".  [http://tinyurl.com/nr6g87] According to Newspeak Magaine, Granny has a duty to die (or be killed).

This is the USA, not Nazi (national socialst)Germany. Not communist Soviet Russia.

So, a formerly respectable American magazine has now come out in favor of genocide, or at least for legalized murder. Well, they had to support Obama, of course  [Blogs 1 and 2].

Soon we may see Evan Thomas and his fellow ghouls at Newspeak Magazine printing articles extolling the virtues of killing workers to solve the unemployment peoblem, or killing bankers to solve the financial liquidity problem, or killing everybody (except Al Gore)  to solve the global warming problem.

And, dear monsters of the Obamaland black lagoon, please don't oberlook the neat solution proposed by Jonathan Swift .

 Jonathan Swift, Satirist

In his essay, "A Modest Proposal", tinyurl.com/5jxarw  [1729] Swift suggested eating babies to solve the famine problem in Ireland. So back in the more civilized twenty-first centuiry, white babies are all racists [Blog 11] and therefore richly deserve to be eaten.

Bon appetit, Obama (God's partner in matters of life and death. [Blog 5].

Motivational Poster
They Aren't Joking

16. Hunorous Interlude

Time for another pause while we laugh to keep from crying. Today was the day the comedians hit it big.

The punch line is: Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, 140 million dollars, and a rubber chicken.

The kicker is: He didn't know he was going to get it. His daughter brought the news from Norway on a sardine boat.

The second kicker: It is also the dog's birthday.
He likes sardines.

So what did Obama do to merit this magnificent prize?  In the words of Saturday Nite Live, Nothing, Nada, Zip.

Well, not exactly.

-- He is Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.)

-- He has a gift.

-- He is partner with God.

-- He got elected.

-- He is a Democrat.

-- He promotes appeasment of communism and terrorism throughout the world. Oh, that must be what got him the prize.

Surely these stellar accomplishments are enough to justify giving Obama the prize. At least in the rarified air of Norway.

What about the $140 million?  Not to worry. He assures us that he will give the money to charity.  He has a lot of possibilities.

-- ACORN, to steal elections and break up protest meetings.

-- Jeremiah Wright's church, to preach racism, and hatred of America.

-- Bill Ayres, to buy bombs and trample flags.

After the initial shock, the first thing Obama did was to run to the nearest video camera for a photo op.

Here he surprised everyone by saying one thing that was the truth, for a change.  He said he didn't deserve the prize.

But maybe he actually did deserve it.

-- He consorted with South American communist dictators.

-- He approved Iran's muclear arms actions.

-- He deserted Israel in favor of Islamic terrorism.

-- He delivered Afghanistan to Islamic terrorists.

-- He prpmotes socialism in America.

Enough already.

October 9 should br made a national holiday: the dog's birthday.

Have fun.  Throw up.

Photo Op
Schmoozing with Chavez

15. National Day Of Altruism

In Blog 6, I stated that the Obama regime is based on altruism. Obama continues to demonstrate the truth of that evaluation.

On September 11, the anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, Obama called for making September 11 the "National Day Of Service".

In other words, our Leader (Fuehrer / Duce) calls on us to serve the state, as a duty. Remember the Obama proposal for Civilian (forced) Service Corps?

Altruism justifies everything that Obama does, including forced health care insurance and Civilian Slavery Corps.  He has inverted the purpose of government from protection of the individual's right to life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness, an egoist concept, to making the citizen the servant of the state, an altruist concept.